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my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
The last one tho
(Source: thirlwingz, via inaja-in-w0nderland)
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
(via f-l-i-g-h-t-less)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it